This is so funny! I shouldn't be saying this as it will probably piss Carrie off, but I think one (or both) of us can relate. No comment on who relates to which part.
Yeah... I think I'll smack you over the head right about now! You can go make your own bleepin' sandwich. And turn off the light. And open the window. And get your own blanket..... blah, blah, blah..... I love you!
So Kelly thought he'd be pretty clever and post this little ditty in his blog this evening. In case